-hey ur an awesome person and i want to know u better.wanna meet me in rl?-
fm didn't ignored my pm (i was suprised about that) and wrote the answer:
-olegis first of all i don't like you bcs your creeping me out,secondly we leave too far from each other,so my answer is no.anyways GL

i felt really bad when i read that fm message,but bcz i'm really stubborn i wrote to fm:
- fm cmn everyone must have a chance.plz give me a chance.I'm really good person in rl and i just want to spend a little bit time with you.plz fm plz

But finally fm agreed i was so god damn happy.i can't express my emotions when i met him first time.i knew that fm very beautiful,smart and hot,but i didn't expected that he's so freaking amaizing!!!As you know i'm a real gentleman that's why i presented for fm a bouquet of red roses and we went to "blue oyster" bar.we had been spoke a lot about about our favourite movies like "bruno",favourite bands like "village people" and favourite politicians like "Barney Frank" and "Crystal Meth", then we had a few alcoholic cocktails and a lot of dancing on the dance floor.We left "blue oyster " at 3 a.m. I tried to catch up a taxi (bcs my hotel room was too far from bar),but the taxi didn't stop.Fm offered to me to spend the night at his hotel room.We were really drunk and exited at that time... so yeah.. that happened..the night was amaizing...
In the morning we wake up up bcs some mexican hotel worker had been knocking at the door.I've had a huge headache from yesterday "party" and i I could hardly say anything intelligible.I ask him:
-who..who the hell are you and what do you want from us-
-senior,senrior!pls reduce ur tv volume-answered his
we had been trying to find a a tv remote for a while,but then i suddenly understood that tv remote in my ass.we tried to pull out tv remote,but he was too deep..we failed.those mexican was really angry and after some time he lose all his patience
-that's all i don't have time for this.my burrito is freezing open the door right now!-
he opened the door with his own key and came to our room.he saw a disgusting "scene" (for him that was disgusting): we both was laying naked on the floor.In my ass was stucked Tv remote.he took our huge pink dildo,which was on the tv table and started to punch with that dildo poor fm.As u know i'm a real gentelman that why i close fm body from punches with my body.That hotel worker was really mad he punched me more than 20 times with that huge dildo (i was bleeding) and then he went to call a police.In that time we took our clothes and barely escape from police.
what is the meaning of this story,which based on true facts?this story show us that no one (do you hear me Chuck Norris?!) no one can't stop real love!
p.s lexxi i hope you learned something.Don't play with a real russian emotions!~and nipples~