TPL last man standing

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Penguintin
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TPL last man standing

Post by Penguintin » Thu May 26, 2011 2:03 am

One day in TPL the 2 leaders Eg and Fm were fighting over who would take control over TPL. As they are fighting Fm uses his dictator powers and bans Eg. All the sudden Todd gets mad and bans Fm. Vert watches until he gets super hungry then mistakes Todd as a cookie so he gets eaten. Lui comes along and Backpack Barrages Vert killing him. As Lui is enjoying his victory of TPL Rar comes in with his slaves (Tuck, Gm and Soul) and beats the barraging noob Lui. Ebola then spreads Ebola To Rar and his slaves and they die. Reub comes along and traps Ebola in a bubble so his disease cannot spread and Ebola floats away. Gm then comes back alive to destroy Reub and his bubbles. Ged gets mad and disqualifies Gm for breaking the rules and coming back alive. Moro sees this and uses a geddy point to ban Ged. Matt then lures Moro in the wild and pks him. Ninjaz then uses his silent skills to kill Muse. Ninjaz comes across Super as he tries to use his silent skills but Super screams in a super high pitch causing Ninjaz to die. Oboyy then puts a mute on Super and kills him in 1 hit (since Super has 99 att instead of def). Danny then Bribes Oboyy with his Santa hat to not care about standing last. Adam sees his opportunity and challenges Danny to a Football (soccer) game and whoever loses has to stand down. Of course the British Adam wins. Ralphy comes along and challenges Adam to a "real" football (American football) game. As adam thought he was talking about soccer he accepts and loses banning him for being last man standing. Ralphy then sees Penguin and tries to kill him with his sword but the armor he made for himself is too thick to break and counters killing Ralphy. As there seems to be no more challengers left every retired member teams up killing every active member. So who is left? Retired members arent in TPL and all active members have died so no one wins.

The End

Sorry if I left anyone out.
Last edited by Penguintin on Thu May 26, 2011 1:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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007no2
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by 007no2 » Thu May 26, 2011 2:07 am

lol very nice
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Fallenangels
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by Fallenangels » Thu May 26, 2011 8:39 am

i lol'd, Also who mad i got slaves?
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by oBoyy » Thu May 26, 2011 9:39 am

I would definitely take a Santa for that..
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by Soul Survivor » Thu May 26, 2011 10:03 am

Fallenangels wrote:i lol'd, Also who mad i got slaves?


You're not worth the rage, and I am no man's slave, you also forgot the part peng where I turned into a zombie and killed everyone with my laser beam eyes.
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by Ebola » Thu May 26, 2011 10:24 am

Shut up soul, you're just mad I killed you
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by Ralphy » Thu May 26, 2011 1:35 pm

oh peng i bet you loved writing the part where you kill me! rawr :p
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Re: TPL last man (and Lexxi) standing

Post by tuck815 » Thu May 26, 2011 3:09 pm

**** great!~!@~!@~!@~!@
-DAVID (tuck815)
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Re: TPL last man standing

Post by Egrules » Thu May 26, 2011 7:05 pm

Ralphy was thrown into the Lava way before this so this story is invalid :)

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Re: TPL last man standing

Post by olegis » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:17 am

Penguintin wrote:One day in TPL the 2 leaders Eg and Fm were fighting over who would take control over TPL. As they are fighting Fm uses his dictator powers and bans Eg.

sooo true bro :\
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