Still Not Banned (Still Alive)

[Faybro]

First of all, this isn't about my past in TPL. I can't stress that enough, because if I didn't, it would be easy to assume it was, and I'd be banned so hard.

I've changed a few of the names, however, so that it's more lulz worthy to people not from the forum I made this on. It's about this thread from a Stellar Dawn fan forum. (Warning: Vulgar language in that thread and this song.)

To the tune of Still Alive.

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SPAM THREAD
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
The Phoenix Legions
We post what we want
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are banned
But there's no sense posting over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 'till you go an get the cake.
And the spammin' gets done
and you have a lot of fun
for the people who are
still not banned
I'm not even ragin'
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my post
and banned me
and deleted the pieces
and made me out to be a liar
As I cried it hurt because, I was so angry at you
Now these shitty posts make a wonderful line
No longer restrained
We're banning all the time!
So I'm glad I got banned
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still not banned
Go ahead and leave me
I think I may try and go outside
Maybe you'll find someone else to unban you...
MAYBE CYBER DARK
THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE
Anyways, your posts are great
So retarded and gay
Look at me still typing
when there's spamming to do!
When I look back there it makes me glad I've banned you!
I've got to be a man
Got to get these guys all banned
On the people who are still not banned.
And believe me, I am still not banned.
I'm banning people and I am still not banned.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still not banned.
And while your suspended I'll be still not banned.
And when you're banned I'll be still not banned.
Still not banned.
Still not banned.

[Fmichael]

stop changing lyrics to PORTAL!

[Boe]

Still Alive Such a fun song on Rockband XD

[Skaii]

Rockband

I died a little.

You've actually played Portal, right?

[Faybro]

Me? Of course! I've beaten it twice. What's great about it is that you could beat it pretty fast, which makes replaying three times a day not too intimidating if you're in that sweet spot between casual and hardcore, like I am.

[Boe]

Rockband

I died a little.

You've actually played Portal, right?

Nope. I know its from Portal if that counts for anything.