Ave Maria!

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Ged
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:29 am 
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Title: Captain Badass
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Gedonmylevel

oh maria, maria, how i long for your tortillas!
i want to go down on you like japan on south korea,
and give you some of that gonorrhea.

So here’s my rule of thumb, let me have a taste of that cherry plum
Can I get a Hail Mary? Before inflict you with my jerry.
Unrestricted, I predicted I’d have that sweet ole’ cherry

Now take a backseat my beautiful Maria,
and be discrete while I chow chow on the sea cow
now lets have aaron take a vow, maybe even a meow

Come on Maria just believe in the here and now
Forget that boy, he’s just a mama’s boy like that ***** Helen of troy
Its time you came to your golden boy

Its true I got big game, I aint ashamed
Im like a drilling rig
Thrilling and filling that fine Mexican mercy killing

So listen up mamita, im here to align the goal line, sure I got some red wine
So lets have that wine and arrive at my welcome mat
For a big surprise

Sure it’s a little oversized, but come on lets improvise and compromise
It would be unwise to turn down a guys nobel prize
So lets do the alexander graham bell

It will give you a nice swell
So as I propel, prepare for me to raise hell
Praise the ways Maria, that have now set you ablaze

Wow pow, thou are so greatly endowed my great sea cow Maria
It was only this idea that made you ave Maria!
A fine upgrade, you were my one crusade – never left me unafraid




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Moroku
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:03 am 
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Moroku

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How far will you go for love?


Shino972
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:40 pm 
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blind
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:05 am 
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pure magic, maria's reply poem soon to follow. :D




"Shoot out the lights"


olegis
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:53 am 
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olegis

Shino972 wrote:Image
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love ur gifs

maria must be pretty horny now haha

no offence blind :D




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Excuse my w-e-e-d i'm just trying to enjoy myself
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Jay
PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:34 am 
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Shino972 wrote:Image
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This guy gets it. :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:




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